R J Grunt's

Burger of the Month

• Merry Popper Burger18,95 $US

  1/2 pound burger patty topped with Chipotle Ranch, Roasted Red Pepper Slaw, Fried Onions, and Jalapeno Cream Cheese served on toasted sesame seed bun.

The Digital Chopped Salad Bar

Believe it or not there's 9,986,548,936 possible combinations!

• Why I Re-Invented The Salad Bar by R.J. Grunt17,95 $US

  After many, many, many, many years of watching your failed attempts at a salad, I've found that some of your concoctions are quite disgusting, and frankly have gotten on my nerves. I mean come on, Broccoli-Cheddar Soup as a dressing? Flicking Garbanzo Beans across the room? Picking up Jell-O with your bare hands? Well now, welcome to my newest creation–the Digital Chopped Salad Bar. I don't know how my chefs did it, but they somehow fit the salad bar into your phone. Alas, the future has arrived. Come on and take a byte.

Sandwiches

all burgers are char-broiled

• Hamburger17,95 $US

  Juicy chopped sir-loin served on a sesame bum escorted by a heaping portion of cottage fries, a very dull pickle

• Cheeseburger17,95 $US

  Absolutely the same as the above forementioned with one extremely gooey exception. You guessed it. CHEESE! Want the works? Just ask!

• Gruntburger17,95 $US

  The cosmic cornerstone of culinary karma. Carefully hand crafted with fried onions, blue cheese & all that other stuff.

• Bacon Cheddarburger17,95 $US

  Take a juicy cheddar cheeze burger & top it with a rasher of maple-cured bacon & there you have it. Simple, refined, elegant... Sooooeee!!!!

• Turkey Burger17,95 $US

  This burger is no chicken when it joins up with tomato, lettuce, and Swiss cheese to fight for freedom, justice, and mayonnaise.

• Patty Melt17,95 $US

  Do you ever get a craving for one of these? Maybe it's the rye bread, or the sautéed onions, or the gooey American cheese... Or maybe it's just Patty.

• Veggie Burger14,95 $US

  Fake out your mouth and stick to your diet all at the same time. Topped with pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, & salsa all on a honey oat wheat bun.

• Mr. Chicken15,95 $US

  A fowl homage to Joe & Dom at Mr. Beef. Sliced roasted chicken, au jus, with grilled peppers, provolone cheese, giardiniera.

• Improved & New Tuna Melt14,95 $US

  Holy cheddar cheese Batman! They take challah, a pile of tuna salad & tomato, then they add a gooey slice of cheddar cheese.

• Grilled Cheese10,95 $US

  The cheesiest sandwich on the menu. Make it "Deluxe" with the addition of bacon & tomato for $1 extra.

• French Dip Enigma17,95 $US

  Starts out credibly enough w/tender roast beef, au jus, horse- radish sauce & a side of marl- boro onions. But here's what's so totally confounding, it's served on italian bread!

• Triple Decker Turkey Club17,95 $US

  For those who would rather eat a turkey club than belong to one. Sliced turkey breast, lettuce, tomato, bacon, & mayo on toasted challah.

All American Chicken Wraps, Baskets & Others

• Chicken Tenders17,95 $US

  Served with two profound dipping sauces; BBQ & Ranch. Or jack them up and ask for Buffalo style. Either way it's $17.95

• R.J.'s Wings16,95 $US

  You choose from Buffalo, Spicy Hot or Tangy BBQ. We serve it w/ your choice of ranch or blue cheeze & celery whether you like it or not. 8 wings

• California Wrap16,95 $US

  A west coast treat featuring crispy chicken, lots of chopped bacon, cheddar, avocado, lettuce, tomato & Flying Lizard Ranch dressing.

• Santa Fe Wrap16,95 $US

  Al pastor aka "shepherd style" marinated chicken cinched up w/ pico de gallo, pepper jack cheese, guacamole, chipotle mayo and lettuce.

• Buffalo Wrap16,95 $US

  Imagine our buffalo wings with lettuce, tomato and bleu cheese all in one colossal tortilla... boneless of course I learned my lesson.

Soup

• French Onion Soup8,50 $US

  Our own home- made onion soup covered with crunchy croutons & melted cheezes.

• R.J.'s Famous Chili7,95 $US

  Honored in 1979 as Chicago's best chili and I have been too slack to try to improve it ever since. Served w/cheddar & diced onion.

• Vegetarian Chili7,95 $US

  The answer my friend is blowing in the wind

Appetizers

Better late than never! Amiright?

• Pickle Fries9,50 $US

  2 thousand years of civilization $ it's all come down to fried pickles.

• Nachos Nirvana14,50 $US

  Previously known as "The Great Pile O'Food," this nacho fabrication is built up with masses of chips, chili, guaca- mole, cheeze, pico de gallo, sour cream $ salsa.

• Buffalo Nachos15,50 $US

  We take nachos & cover them with chopped Buffalo chicken. psst... If you want to sound like an insider ask for "BUFF-CHICK-NATCH!"

• Potato Skins10,95 $US

  A dear Fred of mine told me never to waste anything, so here we are. Served with a bacon & onion sour cream dip and salsa.

R.J. Style Entrees

• Baby Back Ribs27,95 $US

  We take dry rubbed all-nat-ural pork ribs and slather them in my super secret sauce and served with slaw & a pile of french fries. The cost? A mere $27.95

• Fish & Chips18,95 $US

  Fries are called chips in commonwealth nations and here we call Chips fries – makes sense if you don't think about it. Beer battered Icelandic cod, cottage fries, tartar & cocktail sauce.

• Chicken Fajitas21,95 $US

  Thin tender cuts of chicken sautéed w/ peppers & onions make up this tex mex favorite. Served with a side of Sante Fe rice, Guacamole, Salsa & a pile of warm our tortillas. Make 'em steak add $7

• Cedar Planked Salmon23,95 $US

  I was going to reside my house but this seems like a better use of my old cedar planks. Maple dijon glazed and served with grilled asparagus.

Sides

• Cottage Fries4,50 $US

• French Fries5,50 $US

• Sweet Potato Fries6,50 $US

• Merkts Cheddar Cheese Sauce2,95 $US

• Cole Slaw3,95 $US

• Mac & Cheese6,95 $US